How to Fight a Baby

I've never been in a fight, never had any intention to. There's been one, two, or twenty times when I may have been within seconds of getting into a fight but I've never stuck around long enough for the punches to start flying. Good looking people just don't fight. But if a bunch of babies come crawling up behind me playing their little 'knockout' game i'm ready for 'em, I'll tickle them until they cant put a god damn coherent sentence together.