1. The kid is dressed like a dweeb. No way he's actually talking to people on his phone. If anything, he's stalking hot girls and taking dick snap chats OR is looking up ways to destroy the universe.
2. He does a lot on Christmas. You're telling me he goes sledding, makes a snowman, bakes cookies, exchanges gifts, and gets nap time on Christmas? I bet he got destroyed in the snow ball fight.
3. Where are the hot cousins?
It's pretty cool how Apple can market the technology, show their phone a few times in a commercial, flash a logo, and sell billions of iPhones. Really smart for them to try and debate with people who believe that giving this level of technology to someone at such a young age can be damaging to their social character. But I guarantee you that only 1 in every 1,000 9 year-olds who have an iPhone would even think of doing something like the kid in the commercial. Nice try, Apple.
Basically, Apple can still do whatever the fuck they want until they have anyone remotely close to being competitor.
Friend: It's like BP promoting environmental clean-up.
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