Another day, another female blog to shit on. This time its 8 Phrases All 20-Something Women Can’t Live Without, which seems pretty accurate. I have provided GIFS to illustrate our meanings of the phrases. Here we go:
1.) Don’t Judge Me
Why we use it: This is the phrase that is uttered before a girl is about to tell/ask/explain something extremely odd to one of her friends. It really doesn’t matter if your friend is going to judge you or not as long as you throw that introduction before whatever it is you are about to disclose. This basically eliminates the bizarre factor in regards to the entire situation.
Guy Translation: Girls, you're either about to eat something fatty or you're wearing sweatpants all day.
2.) I Literally Can’t
Why we use it: This is the phrase that is uttered before a girl is about to tell/ask/explain something extremely odd to one of her friends. It really doesn’t matter if your friend is going to judge you or not as long as you throw that introduction before whatever it is you are about to disclose. This basically eliminates the bizarre factor in regards to the entire situation.
Guy Translation: Girls, you're either about to eat something fatty or you're wearing sweatpants all day.
2.) I Literally Can’t
Why we use it (1): Let’s be honest — you most likely can, but don’t want to. This term is often used when a female is faced with some sort of activity she is finding it difficult to handle at that given moment.
Why we use it (2): The second way this favorite phrase is used is when something soo crazy is happening and she just can’t handle it.
Guy Translation: Beyonce dropped an album or the Starbucks barista fucked up your mocchiato.
3.) I Don’t Mean To Be A Bitch But…
Why we use it: to preface and excuse the bitchy comment that is sure to follow
Guy Translation: You are a huuuuuge bitch.
4.) I’m Dying
Why we use it (1): to express how sh*tty and hungover we feel; this is usually expressed over text or Gchat
Why we use it (2): similar/interchangeable with the second way we use the second version of “I literally can’t”
Guy Translation: You had three glasses of wine and one red bull.
Why we use it (1): to express how sh*tty and hungover we feel; this is usually expressed over text or Gchat
Why we use it (2): similar/interchangeable with the second way we use the second version of “I literally can’t”
Guy Translation: You had three glasses of wine and one red bull.
5.) Honestly…
Why we use it: To reveal a harsh true that is 99 percent f*cked up, but we are using the fact that it is true to excuse our rudeness.
Guy Translation: Something really personal follows the phrase, "Honestly...". Usually too personal.
6.) Awkward…
Why we use it: Because we have nothing else constructive to say
Guy Translation: No translation necessary. The female that uttered this has an irresistible urge to state obvious things and has no filter on her brain to mouth communications.
7.) FML
Why we use it: To express and exaggerate our unfortunate circumstances
Guy Translation: You're check engine light came on or you failed a test. Meanwhile in Africa...
8.) Seriously
Why we use it: To express and exaggerate our unfortunate circumstances
Guy Translation: You're check engine light came on or you failed a test. Meanwhile in Africa...
8.) Seriously
Why we use it: To emphasize how important the topic of discussion is regardless if using this term makes sense whatsoever
Guy Translation: This girl is about to get mean/you are going to get bitchslapped.
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