Here it goes, you're Top 10 Pros and Cons of Winter
10. PRO - Constant Booze Flow. Nothing says tis' the season like getting sauced on Brandy & Egg Nog at the 7 different Christmas parties you have to attend this year.
9. CON - Ugg Boots. Tom Brady is the only one in the world that can pull these off.
8. PRO - The Drunk Uncle. Without him, who else would bring up the topics that everyone else is awkwardly avoiding. Bonus points if he comes in an RV.
7. CON - That Jewish friend who acts like Hanukkah is better than Christmas. Get a grip, kid.
6. PRO - I only have one Jewish friend.
5. CON - Foodstagrams. Relax ladies, you aren't Martha Stewart so stop taking pictures of all the cookies you're about to cram down your throat.
4. PRO - The perfect marriage of tons of snow & Netflix. It doesn't take much to kill my motivation, so put a foot of the fluffy stuff outside and you can bet your ass I'm not moving until I've watched every episode of Arrested Development, twice...
3. CON - Snow days are a distant memory. Turns out the real world doesn't come to a screeching halt when I want to be tearing up the slopes.
2. PRO - HOCKEY, HOCKEY, HOCKEY! Worcester Sharks are looking great this year. 10-10 record and securely in last place in their division. Great work, guys. You keep sucking at hockey and I'll keep sneaking as many Busch Lights as I can into your games.
1. PRO - Gifts galore. This is really the only time of year that you can just get showered with gifts from people for no apparent reason other than the fact that you're related to them. It's perfect.
Oh yeah, and I get to wear construction boots all the time, so winter wins hands down.
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