Every Adriana Lima World Cup Commercial Is An A+

I get tingly every time I even see her picture. All the men in the ads make the same facial expression that you make when you watch this piece of art.

Adriana Lima is my number 1. No if's, and's, or but's (Butts are a yes tho) about it.

Mike Napoli Absolutely Boom Roasted Some Troll on Twitter Last Night

Mix in a salad and grow a beard RT @StatFreak101: @B_Dufek_92 Both teams still suck ass. And @MikeNapoli25 is a total queer douche.
— Mike Napoli (@MikeNapoli25) June 18, 2014

BOOM. ROASTED.

By the way, this is what the troll looks like:

Compare that to:

UPDATE: StatFreak101 serving up Boston. Sick Legit.

LOL. Mike Napoli tweeting at me. Getting all the responses I figured from douchey people like Red Sox fans. #suckonsomechowdah
— Erik Thompson (@StatFreak101) June 18, 2014

Jayson Werth Had The Coolest Stolen Base Ever

Gonna tell ya I didn't see that coming. The old jump step with the gymnastic finish to get a 10 from the judges and a stolen base. The catcher looked absolutely emasculated. Perfect throw, perfect catch, and then, POOF, Jayson Werth disappears and reappears.

Quick note: Jayson Werth has to smell like poop right? Like in U12 soccer when you play against a fat kid that smells like a pile of manure because his mom doesn't make him shower. That could've also helped him avoid the tag.

I think he heard me.

Colombian Girls Will Make Your Day Better

Colombia plays the Ivory Coast at 12. I'm sure you'll all root for the right team here.

New Music: We Wont Go Home (Jane Doze Remix) - The Colourist

Another fire remix from these ladies. Listen above and go to their Soundcloud for other recent releases. In other news, Boston's EDM station 101.7 was replaced by a country station the other day. Things get weird when you tune to 101.7 expecting to hear some Avicii or something and Blake Shelton is blaring. Thought it was the drugs but apparently its real. Someone else confirm so I know I'm not insane.

OK Go's New Music Video Made Me Nauseous and Blew My Mind

I'm sitting here at my desk sweating and trying not to puke after watching this. Apparently, this was done in one take or something, but I doubt it. This looks about as complicated as solving a Rubik's cube blindfolded. All in all, it's a pretty creative video but since it doesn't have any boobs in it, I give it a 0/10.

New McDonald's World Cup Commercial Has A Certified 10 In It

Found my soulmate guys: 

I saw her first so back off. I will do more independent research later and come back with her name, address, phone number, and DOB. But for now, just keep staring at this photo and figure out how a girl in heels can play soccer better than all of the United States.

Researched it: Fiorella Castillo. God I'm good.