Carl Crawford Bangs OchoCinco's ex-wife: Immediately Gets Her Preggo

Carl Crawford gets Evelyn Lozada Pregnant

NESN - (Los Angeles)

Carl Crawford’s life has been … interesting … since he left the Red Sox. The Dodgers outfielder, who is never slow to talk about how much he disliked his time in Boston, is living it up in Los Angeles, but another New England connection has followed him to the West Coast. Crawford has reportedly been dating Evelyn Lozada, a TV personality who dated former Celtics player Antoine Walker for 10 years and married former Patriots wide receiver Chad Johnson before divorcing him after allegations that he head-butted her. (All of those athletes, ironically, have also played in Florida, forming a kind of Boston-Florida-Lozada trifecta to help Walker, Johnson and Crawford ease into their six degrees of separation.) Lozada is now sharing the news that she is pregnant, and the father is none other than Crawford, according to OMG! Insider. “Evelyn is extremely happy at this time and excited for new beginnings!” Lozada’s representative said last week, according to E! News. Lozada told OMG! Insider that she’s not opposed to getting married again. “I still believe in love,” she said. “… I feel like that’s going to come, just like with the baby, let it come. I’m not forcing anything, so if it happens, it happens.” Crawford, meanwhile, has been the target of trade rumors. The Dodgers are heavy on outfielders, and the six homers and 15 stolen bases he produced last year, plus his .283/.329/.407 slash line, may make him and the rest of his seven-year, $142 million contract the odd man out.


Evelyn Lozada: what the hell are you doing? I mean I know you are rich as fuck now because of all the high profile athletes you've banged but what kind of logical succession is 'Toine>Ocho>Carl Crawford?

Quick Q and A with myself:

Q: Would you bang Antoine Walker's and Chad Johnson's sloppy seconds and thirds?
A: Hell NO.

Q: Does Carl Crawford have multiple STD's now?
A: Hell YES.

Q: Is Carl Crawford a bum?
A: Absolutely

Q: Do you miss Antoine Walker's wiggle?
A: More than you know