Chronicles of a Depressed Browns Fan

Today after work, I received a couple of hilarious facebook chats from my buddy Eric who is a huge Browns fan. He sent me a couple screenshots of a conversation he was having with another pathetic Browns fan friend of mine, Mikey. As a hardcore Pats fan, I will never ever experience any of these feelings, and yet it is absolutely hysterical to see someone else's sports pain. (Ask Big D about the Jets)

If you haven't heard, the Browns inexplicably cut D'Qwell Jackson, who was owed a fairly large bonus but the Browns were in excellent financial shape, making the move not financially related. My friends conversation is a rant for the ages.

Here they are and try not to feel too bad:

 

 

In conclusion:

THE BROWNS FUCKING SUCK.

HOW CAN WE BE THE WORST FRANCHISE IN THE LEAGUE EVERY FUCKING YEAR.

WE MAKE THE KANSAS CITY ROYALS LOOK LIKE A MODEL FRANCHISE.

HOLY SHIT.

Cleveland : the place where there used to be industry.