My Bone To Pick With Anchorman 2

So I went and saw Anchorman 2 last weekend and was actually pretty surprised with how funny it was. Usually Hollywood butchers sequels like it's their job (see: Dumb and Dumberer...). Altogether I was happy with the movie except for one thing. They cast Jim Carrey as the Canadian news anchor for the final fight scene. Why would you do that? I get it, he's Canadian, but his accent was fake and he wasn't funny. I think I have a good list here of people that without a doubt would have been 1 million times funnier:

5) Mike Myers

The guy is downright hilarious. A few quick one-liners from him and I know I would have been laughing my ass off. And he needs to rebound from some of the horrible shit he's been in like that Guru movie.

4) Any French-Canadian

In case you didn't know, most people from deep in Canada barely fucking speak English (yes that is a huge generalization, but it's not entirely false). It's a legitimate struggle for them and it comes out sounding like a French dude who had all his teeth knocked out in a hockey fight. Actually, that's exactly what they are so I suppose that makes sense. Either way, I'd get some enjoyment out of watching them attempt to read out their lines (assuming they can even read).

3) Will Arnett

Had no idea this guy was from Canada. He's just way too funny for me to even associate him with that country.

2) Rob Ford

Tell me you wouldn't pay double the ticket price to see this guy make an appearance in a movie. He can do no right, which makes for a ton of entertainment value.

1) The Trailer Park Boys

Had to be at the top of my list. Pure comic genius and all they have to do is be themselves. Total cost for hiring them: 4 packs of smokes, some dope plants and a new shed for Bubbles. Smokes, let's go!

Honorable Mentions: Eugene Levy, Seth Rogen and Justin Bieber (Nah just kidding, I fucking hate that kid).