Classic case of crack addiction. Lose weight, start to turn white. Everyone knows you can't just drop 50 pounds in an offseason unless you have a baby. Wait...did CC have a baby?
Actually the Yankees were so fed up with him giving up 60 homers a year so they probably made him join Weight Watchers. This was his reaction after they took his Deep Fried Oreo's away:
Aaaaand a Tyrone Biggums gif just cuz:
No comments:
Post a Comment