$20-$40 for a good time |
VS.
$20 (Kohl's)-$1,000 for a BJ (if you're lucky--it's still the "woman's day") |
Night with an average looking girl (yes--I googled images for "average looking girl") |
VS.
Night with multiple babes, including Palmela Handerson |
Romantic Comedy |
VS.
Anything else |
VS.
$5 Hallmark Card |
VS.
$5 chance to win $50K |
Maybe next year St. Valentine...
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