Friday, February 14, 2014

Best Things About Being Single on Valentine's Day

$20-$40 for a good time




VS.
$20 (Kohl's)-$1,000 for a BJ (if you're lucky--it's still the "woman's day")

Night with an average looking girl (yes--I googled images for "average looking girl")
VS.

Night with multiple babes, including Palmela Handerson
Romantic Comedy
VS.
Anything else

VS.


$5 Hallmark Card
VS.

$5 chance to win $50K

Maybe next year St. Valentine...

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