Donut Shop Prints Mitch Hedberg Routine on Receipts

Employee Prints Classic Mitch Hedberg Doughnut-Shop Receipt Routine on Doughnut Shop’s Receipts

-GrubStreet.com

Redditor buckwheatwaffle says that he or she "was given the ability to control" the pre-programmed footer text that runs at the bottom of the doughnut store's receipts.
Despite the meta, anti-receipt sentiment on the receipts, the user reports the joke was a big hit with his or her boss. "It's not like I work at Dunkin Donuts, friend," the user adds. "This would never fly in a place like that."

Great move by this hipster donut shoppe (I spelled it shoppe because that's what hipsters do) to include everyone's favorite observational comic into the receipt. Mitch Hedberg was a genius that was taken too soon from us, but his stand up will still drive you into hysterics nowadays.

A Couple more sketches by Mitch: