Friday, February 7, 2014

Clint Eastwood Saves Random Dude's Life, As Is Expected





Bro, settle down with eating your cheese. The only thing you should choke on is fatty steak. Anything else is just pathetic.

Clint Eastwood saw this guy grabbing at his throat, rolled his eyes and angrily told the guy to shut the fuck up while simultaneously Heimliching this poor bastard back to life.

This was the look on his face the whole time:


Nobody dies on Clint's watch. Only Hillary Swank in Million Dollar Baby.

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