Why I Can Never Eat Another KFC Famous Bowl

I'm not going to lie, I've been a man who enjoys his fast food just as much as the next guy. There is nothing I like more than waking up on a Saturday morning after boozing and getting a nice JBC and fries at Wendys. But my hometown buddy recently shared something quite disturbing to me about KFC....

 

Have you ever wondered why it's not called "Kentucky Fried Chicken"... well the reason being is that KFC isn't using real chicken and is actually serving "Genetically Manipulated Organisms"... what the fuck!? 4 LEGGED CHICKEN!?!?

 

These organisms bone structures are shrunk down to provide more meat, they are kept alive through tubes that are inserted into their bodies that pump blood and nutrients into their system, and they are fucking faceless, featherless monsters that have no reasons being on a menu.

 

Hence why KFC is not allowed to use "chicken" in it's title. So to all you KFC lovers out there *cough* "Comeau" *cough*... you may want to think again.