When I deleted the whole picture archive, it deleted the screenshots from last weeks Police Log analysis. Have no fear, Saugus has been busy lately and is ready to give you Round 2 of the best police log in the nation.
Let's jump right into it:
1.) 12:38 am: Welcome to my house party, party!
Large house party on a Thursday night apparently made some cranky old neighbor call 911. I'm almost positive that 911 is usually reserved for actual emergencies not to bitch about a house party that breaks up by the time a police officer shows up. Never understood why these chicken shit type of neighbors don't call the house directly or go up to the front door and ask them to turn it down instead of calling the cops.
2.) 3:33 pm: Youths
BOTTLE KIDS!
25 people fighting??? Jesus Christ I had no idea that there were brawls in the streets of Saugus. Guess we just went from being a white suburb to being hood as fuck. Look out ya'll, I'm from the hood where we have fights between 25 people but not really because the fights are verbal in nature. Big shoutout to Saugus PD for restoring peace.
4.) 3:44 pm: La Creme dela Creme
Its entries like this one that make these police logs all worth it. Two dudes, one bald and one rocking a sweet mullet, went into the liquor store and left with $2 worth of Natty Ices. Not even worth an investigation. Total boss move by the mullet gang to walk right up to the cooler, grab the beers, and walk out like it ain't no thang.
Like I said, we're no suburb. We tha hood. Sachems rise up!
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