BREAKDOWN:
Pharell's Hat...
You know an award show sucks balls when the highlight is a guy in a track jacket and a Canadian Mountie hat.
Lorde scared the everloving shit out of everyone:
Taylor Swift still doesn't get how annoying it is to dance like a white girl all the time:
The award for Best Salem Witch Trials Pole Dance goes to.....KATY PERRY!!!
The single best moment of this show came during a Pepsi commercial where NFL analysts did a weird halftime show and Coach Ditka came flying from offstage in a football shaped Wrecking Ball.
Buncha dudes and couples got "married" at the Grammys: Macklemore beats out the best rapper alive (Kendrick Lamar) which makes no sense SOCIETY.
Only legit performance: King Kendrick blowing white people's minds. Also there's tons of Taylor Swift wacky inflatable tube man dance moves in this video too.
Shivers are going down my spine as I write this blog...Literally none of the recipients of Grammy's today write their own music/have talent.
Check this out:
THIS MAKES NO SENSE.
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