From seekingarrangement.com aka collegeprostitute.com:
Scholarships and financial aid are never enough. Many private college tuitions are soaring above and beyond $40,000 a year. There has to be a way to make ends meet, right?
If your parents can’t afford to pay your tuition, why not find another daddy who can? Our average Sugar Babies make about $3,000 a month. This could be used to pay tuition or just truly enjoy the college life. Say bye, bye to nasty Ramen Noodles, and hello to numerous pairs of designer duds.
Goodbye student loans and work-study. Hello 70 year old, blue pill popping, wealthy businessman's old balls between sorority rush events. If there was a 60 year old woman sugarmomma looking for a moderately attractive (i'd put myself at 8.5/10) male to do this in college i'd be a sugar baby in a second. I don't know what most people think about the idea of being a sugar baby but $3,000 a month in college is like being the prince of a small country. Literally every door is opened for you with that kind of income. No more charging freshman an extra 4 bucks for shipping and handling of their beer so that I can go out for a burrito once a week. I could finally get that tommy gun shaped bottle of vodka with that expensive price tag of 50 bucks. No more getting kicked out of strip clubs because I couldn't afford a 20 dollar lap dance. I wouldn't even have to shop at thrift shops for new clothes anymore. I still would, i'd just buy much much nicer tommy bahama shirts.
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