Its impossible to hate someone you've never met. Except for Adam Levine. Goddamn it dude, you bleached your hair and your staring at me like you wanna fuck me. Not to mention you have a white and gold iPhone, best reserved for Kardashians / most of the women who go tanning in Revere. Everything you do, aside from the Sunday Morning song (which I still only marginally enjoy), sucks.
He actually kinda reminds me of Jared Leto's character in Fight Club. The same one who got the shit kicked out of him by Edward Norton. Hey Ed, find Adam and beat the shit outta him.
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