Monday, May 19, 2014

Man In Providence Leaves a Bar and Then Realizes He Was Shot



PROVIDENCE, R.I. (AP)— A Rhode Island man has told police he was leaving a bar when he noticed he’d been shot.

Police tell the Providence Journal (http://bit.ly/1lAWSlQ ) that 22-year-old Hector Aguayofuentes, of Providence, was shot in the leg early Saturday.

He tells police he was leaving the bar with a friend shortly after 1 a.m. Saturday when they both noticed he was bleeding.

They went to Hernandez’s house but were unable to stop the bleeding. He was eventually taken to a hospital, and police were notified.

Police say Aguayofuentes hasn’t provided any other details or explained how he might have been shot.



I posted a picture of Cheddar Bob because that's the only way you get shot and don't want to tell anyone how it happened. It's the only logical explanation to Hector suddenly "realizing" he got shot. He shot himself in the leg like Plaxico and when someone else noticed blood, he panicked and was like, "I'm SHOT!"

The fact they went to a Hernandez's house after casts more suspicion on this case. Must be a relative of Aaron's if he's dumb enough to not know how he just got hit with a bullet in a bar.

When his buddy said he was bleeding this must have been Hector's reaction:


But then again probably not since Caddyshack is the whitest movie ever and the whitest thing Hector has ever done is watch a hockey game by accident flipping through channels.

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