The Voice Sucks, But Blake Shelton Absolutely Facialed Adam Levine About His Hair

(That face is so punchable)

Us Magazine - After host Carson Daly questioned Levine about his drastic decision, the country crooner finally chimed in.
"Wait, that's Adam?!" he exclaimed. "I thought Meg Ryan was sitting in with us tonight!"
The Grammy winner laughed off his friend's jokes, admitting he didn't change his hair for a movie role, but instead he had the day off and was bored. Usher compared the look to Bruce Willis' hairstyle from 1997's Fifth Element, and Shakira declared that blondes have the most fun. Naturally, Shelton got in the last on-air dig, calling his pal "Miley Cyrus." On the red carpet following the Live Show, Levine didn't want to talk much about his new 'do, but Shelton happily announced to Us Weekly, "Both my wives are blonde now!"

ATTN: ADAM LEVINE, this is a BURN NOTICE. 

Blake Shelton just totaled you on live national TV, not once, not twice, but THREE times.

"Hey Adam, you look like Meg Ryan. Boom Roasted."

"Hey Adam, you look like Miley Cyrus. Boom Roasted."

"Hey Adam, you look like my wife and I'm gonna mindfuck you for the rest of your life. Boom Roasted."

Blake Shelton is a man's man. And don't you ever forget that.