Mexico coach Miguel Herrera has banned his players from having sex during the World Cup: "We're not going to a party." (via @REFORMACOM)
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) May 21, 2014
Probably banned it because he looks like this:
Aaaaaand just like that Mexico's chances of winning a game at the World Cup are gone. Not only are they in a group with the host country, Brazil: they have to play against fast as fuck Cameroonians and Croatians. Try doing that with blue balls full of pent up rage.
So yeah, might as well just not even bother to show. If you can't have sex, what's the point of doing anything really? If I was the coach, I'd tell my players to have as much sex as they can, just to get the stress out.
What was the first thing every U-10 coach said to their players? "The important thing here is that you're having fun!" It appears that Miguel missed that portion of the coaching curriculum and went straight to banning sex. Shame on you.
Live look at Mexico:
P.S. Fuck cats but this is one cat I can drink with.
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