Tuesday, March 4, 2014

What Should I Give Up For Lent?




It's that time of the year where my mom and my grandma get super religious and follow the rules of Lent down to a t. They go to church on Ash Wednesday, Palm Sunday and every other Sunday in between and thankfully I'm old enough not to get dragged into the mix. Inevitably, I start to feel a little guilty about sucking at being Catholic so I usually give up something small like Taco Bell.

This year I'm thinking its between giving up coffee or soda. I could never give up internet porn because sex doesn't grow on trees.


P.S. Jews don't have to give shit up right? That might be the play this Lent instead.

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