Thursday, March 27, 2014

Ray Rice Indicted for Aggravated Assualt


Ouch. That one stings if you're a Ravens fan. Not only did he suck balls last year, he's gonna be out at least another year with this charge. 

If you aren't familiar with what this was associated with, Ray allegedly knocked his girlfriend/boo out and dragged her limp body through a hotel earlier this year/late last year (I don't keep up with the dates). This is a big no-no.

Although, knowing the judicial system in this country, he'll probably only get 30 days probation because he's famous. Like there's no way you can keep Ray Rice in prison for 3-5 years. He'll escape through the cracks and be 5 miles from the prison before the alarm rings. Unless of course there's a football in his hands, in which case he'll either trip into razor wire or fumble it.





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