Aaron Craft Gives Coaches Chubbies

Some of my college basketball coach friends describe watching Aaron Craft play as "getting a coach's chubby".  This guy (Gruden voice) is like the Tebow of college basketball. 

1. White? Check.
2. Religious? Check.
3. Tries harder than everyone else? Check.
4. Crushes every girl's dreams? Check.

I could see why coaches would love this guy. Half of his highlight reel is defensive strips.

So then, I'm thinking..."This guy must pull in smokes.  Let's check out his girlfriend".  Come to find out he's been dating the same girl since 8th grade, despite all these Buckeye girls drooling over him.  And I can't find many photos of her.  Friendtopia community--please share if you can find more.

You guys think she looks a little pear shaped too?  Or is it just this photo?  Regardless, he could be getting any of these OSU sorority girls:

Apparently after he proposed to Amber, Twitter was flooded with girls whining and moaning.  And then there was this:

By the way, check out this retarded comment on Craft's highlight video:

No shit Jeremiah.  He's a Big 10 point guard.  I'd hope he could hit 90% of his jumpers while no one is guarding him.  Oh wait, Rutgers is in the Big 10 next year....FUCKKKKKKK!