Monday, January 27, 2014

Quick Take on The Grammy's

It's official: Society is done. Dig yourself a bunker now because God is gonna smite us all for being pathetic.


BREAKDOWN:

Pharell's Hat...


You know an award show sucks balls when the highlight is a guy in a track jacket and a Canadian Mountie hat.

Lorde scared the everloving shit out of everyone:



Taylor Swift still doesn't get how annoying it is to dance like a white girl all the time:


The award for Best Salem Witch Trials Pole Dance goes to.....KATY PERRY!!!


The single best moment of this show came during a Pepsi commercial where NFL analysts did a weird halftime show and Coach Ditka came flying from offstage in a football shaped Wrecking Ball.


Buncha dudes and couples got "married" at the Grammys: Macklemore beats out the best rapper alive (Kendrick Lamar) which makes no sense SOCIETY.


Only legit performance: King Kendrick blowing white people's minds. Also there's tons of Taylor Swift wacky inflatable tube man dance moves in this video too.


Shivers are going down my spine as I write this blog...Literally none of the recipients of Grammy's today write their own music/have talent. 

Check this out:


THIS MAKES NO SENSE.




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