Nutmeat is technically the interior portion of a nut i.e. when you open a pistachio you discard the shell and eat the nutmeat. It's also a disgusting looking vegetarian/vegan/freak food that looks like canned taco bell beef that's been saved since the 90's.
Here's to stuffing a few pistachios in my pocket before hitting the bars the weekend, finding the drunkest chick at the bar and asking her if she's in the mood for some nutmeat. I'd say i've got a 20% chance of it working out.
Whoever has to do the Jimmy Dean Challenge...if you can't do the 3 sandies in 2 minutes then you have to eat an entire can of nutmeat with a spoon--straight from the container.
ReplyDeleteThat's inhumane Kenny...how about 30 situps instead?
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