What Would You Order As A Last Meal If You Were On Death Row?

I stumbled across this blog by Upworthy titled, "See The Photos Of What Death Row Inmates Requested As Their Last Meals" and it immediately got me thinking. Let's say I was deranged enough to commit some heinous crime that would bring me onto death row. The guard comes up to me and says, "Hey sicko, time for your last meal. What'll it be?" Let's take a look at some examples...

Seems like a fantastic Southern comfort food, but if I'm getting murdered in an hour, this is not what I'm getting. Actually I had chicken wings for lunch, so definitely not getting this.

This is more like it...Lobster, shrimp, clams, garlic bread. Seafood delight. I hate root beer so I'm gonna pass on this one too.

Lobster and steak with a side of Lord of the Rings...He bought himself an extra 9 hours with the LOTR Trilogy choice which I commend, but I feel like he should've picked Shawshank or the Green Mile to get some ideas.

This looks terrible. Last thing on earth that I want is this. Strawberry and fried shrimp? AND ORIGINAL KFC? You gotta go Extra Crispy. Guess this is why he killed 33 people...

Bro, try harder to be a hipster. I dare you. I hope you choked on the pit, lived and then got the lethal injection.

Now I'm asking the FriendTopia Bloggers and readers what their last meal would be?

My Last Meal:

2 JBC's

1 order of Texas Roadhouse buns with Cinnamon Butter.

Cheesy Fries w/Bacon

Clam Chowder from Kelly's.

1 gallon of EctoCooler

Tiramisu

All 5 Seasons of Breaking Bad Playing

Raymond Felton Will Play on Thursday: Legal Matters Don't Matter to NY Sports

This is sooooo New York it hurts. All of our teams blow so fuck it who cares if our starting point guard got caught with a bunch of unregistered weaponry and domestic abuse.

NBA is setting a really good example allowing this to happen. Criminals and crooks run the league so why not have all the players be criminals too?

Real reason I'm upset: 

I'm really just butthurt Aaron Hernandez wasn't allowed to play in the AFC Conference game.

Don't Worry, This Week Will Bounce Right By

Its Tuesday afternoon, which means tomorrow is Wednesday so the week is basically half over. Now to help it bounce by a little quicker...Enjoy.

This was the one that sparked it all.

Be careful! Thats an easy way to make those puppies sag in no time. 

No idea if this is a scene from a movie or what. Kinda hoping she has no clue this is on the internet.

Wow and wow. 

Easy! Don't help gravity win the battle!

Yes yes yes.

Angry girl shaking her boobs! Talk about sexy.

Perfect form here...

... and here.

The hunger games did her well.

The costume says it all.

This was a bra commercial but now it is much more. 

Same girl twice in a row. I guess when you have melons you might as well shake 'em around.

Well that certainly looks like a fun game.

Best scene from a terrible movie, Click.

She can come a board any day.

Nothing like a quick selfie run to the pool.

Should have cropped out her face. Sorry.

Daaaaaaaaaaamn.

I have absolutely no clue what just happened here but I can't say I hate it. 

Holy moly. 

Just a quick giggle and we are done.

Godzilla 2014 Trailer

MR. WHITE!!! Meth cook and giant lizard killer.

I remember the old one (1998) with Matthew Broderick and Jean Reno and how high tech the special effects were in that... I guess I'm getting old, but this new movie is gonna absolutely blow away that 1998 flop. IMAX for sure.

All I can really remember from the one in the 90's was this Asian guy:

Saying "Godzirra...Godzirra" over and over and over...

Muslims Banned from Going to Mars by Muslims

Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates (CNN) -- The Oscar-nominated film "Gravity" traces the harrowing tale of astronaut Ryan Stone after a mission goes horribly wrong. She's lost in space and struggles to try to make her way back to Earth.

"Gravity" is just a film. Imagine a similar real-life scenario: Would there be any chance of survival?

That's a concern for the General Authority of Islamic Affairs & Endowments, or GAIAE, the United Arab Emirates' religious watchdog, for anyone who wishes to travel to Mars. The GAIAE has issued a fatwa, or an official Islamic ruling, to warn Muslims against a Mars mission.

So far, the UAE has supported space travel. Abu Dhabi's Aabar Investments teamed up with Richard Branson's Virgin group to create Virgin Galactic to provide spaceflights for tourists, starting this year. But a mission to Mars, it seems, is one step too far.

Rules are rules Muslims. You can't go to Mars. Not even in 50 years when nuclear Armageddon forces us to get into spaceships and fly to Mars.

The balls on these guys huh. Just ruling out ridiculous things that everyone else takes for granted. No school for women! No laughing! No drinking! No travel to Mars!!!

P.S. If nuclear Armageddon happens, dibs on half of Mars.

RIP Tyrone the Turkey

A few weeks ago my colleagues and I were having a nice casual conversation then out of no where a quite large turkey came flying straight into our office building and nailed the window. This thing was a large bird. Despite the shock wave this turkey just sent throughout the building he popped up and ran away. Unfortunately for our friend Tyrone. He came flying into the window today and he did not make it out alive. Absolutely shattered his neck. Poor little guy.

You may ask why I would write a post about a turkey committing suicide. Well first, I would like Tyrone to be known for his sacrifice.

Second, it gives you something to think about. Life could be just flying by and when you think you are flying straight into the sky it could just end up being a half inch thick window that will break your neck. So try not to take life for granted and while you are flying around up there make sure you look out for large brick buildings.

Reason #2 to Watch Vikings on Thursday: Alyssa Sutherland

Victoria's Secret models are a good way to keep it real. History Channel has never had this much heat.