John Mayer Loves it When His Exes Write Songs About Him

I told you he was a great pick in the $25 Rock Band game. Doesn't care that his exes write mean songs about him. Doesn't care that everyone thinks he's a homewrecker. He just keeps on plowing through.

So jealous of Johnny boy. He's great at guitar, has a bunch of Grammy's, and he got a piece of skinny Jessica Simpson. This Jessica Simpson:

Not the other one that will never be on this site.

Sidebar: TMZ knows how to make any situation instantly uncomfortable. Getting interviewed in the street walking by seven cameras must feel exactly like going to the dentist. I give celebs that don't knock out paparazzi a lot of credit.

Second sidebar: I can't stop staring at that GIF I posted. Holy moly.