Lead Guitar: Duane Allman
Duane Allman: Best $6.00 I ever spent. Died at age 24 and was ranked #2 Best Guitarist of all time by Rolling Stone (ever heard of it?). You may have heard him on Layla by Derek and Dominos, or with the Allman Bros ripping up the slide guitar like no one else could.
Rhythm Guitar: John Mayer
No brainer here. You're gonna take Johnny here for rhythm at $7. Imagine the solo duels he could've had with Duane Allman? And the sex appeal of this band would be through the roof. Look at the mutton chops of Duane and pair it with Mayer and you got groupies lining up days before a concert. Oh and John's not too shabby at the guitar either.
Bassist: Flea
Remember that sex appeal talk we just had? Multiply it by infinity because I brought in Flea at a bargain price of $4. An absolutely wild bassist like Flea can keep the energy going throughout the show. Not to mention he's considered as the second best bassist of all time by, guess who, the Rolling Stone. Here's proof, as if you needed any.
Drummer: Carter Beauford
Carter is worth every penny of the $7. In my head, he's the best drummer in the game. I'm clearly biased as a big DMB fan, but anyone who isn't a fan of DMB will tell you that he's by far the best musician in the band. Check this GoPro video out of his POV playing the drums.
Frontman: Jim Morrison
I cheaped out on the frontman for a dollar, frankly because the rest of the band could play instrumentals all night and be worth the price of admission. Jim Morrison is the face of the band, and it would be impossible to pick a better face. Jim Morrison WAS the personification of Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll. Mayer and Morrison would leave about 50 girls preggers after each show they did.
I'd pay about a million dollars to see this band play for 10 minutes.
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