In all seriousness, how confident is this bro in his dick size? Correct answer is too confident.
Calling a woman a whore over a text message is a low blow, and then following up with "I'm everything your looking for" is pure desperation. In a day and age where recorded digital conversations can be put on social media, this ultimate hockey bro just got hoisted by his own petard.
"I have a huge cock and I play hockey" is such a money line that I may have to start using that. If he didn't call the woman a whore, it would've been a Top Ten text.
Respect your women kids, but always lie about your dick size!
Goddamn Hooores:
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