Police Log Time

These logs come from this whole week. I snipped out the gems and my god are they great this week.

Pressure Washer:

Getting hit by a pressure washer stream would SUCK. That shit can cut through wood. If the worker actually hit these kids I'd be pissed. If he just got a little splash water on the kids then this lady is a huge bitch. Walk around the guy with the pressure washer, not through his work path.

Buried:

This is pretty fucked up. Kids today are whacked. If I came across a headstone in the middle of a park that said, "Here lies our daughter", I would immediately freak out and call the cops. Also, what kind of pet has a human first and last name. That's kinda weird.

Jimmy's Steer House:

BOTTLE KIDS STRIKE AGAIN!

Dog Barking: 

People in Saugus are so insufferable. It's a dog. Dogs bark. If it barks for too long just go to your neighbors house. Obviously the cops aren't gonna actually try to shut the dog up.

Egged:

The search continues for the Egg Bandits.

Street Fighters:

Fuckin sucks that all the street fights in Saugus seem to be verbal and aren't fought with lead pipes and baseball bats. "Brick killed a guy" always pops in my head.

Lobstah Pot:

What a gem. I didn't know there was such a thing as a suspicious lobster pot but you learn new things everyday.

Brushfire: 

That's a good amount of water. It take 30-40 gallons to shower. Thank Jesus that Saugus wasn't consumed by this hellfire.

Sand Dunes:

Paranoia at  its finest. People that can't mind their own business feel compelled to tattle on everyone. How does being parked on a sand dune make you a bad person?