There should be more human against horse or large quadraped races
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 3, 2014
At my fastest I could easily beat any horse around the bases
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 3, 2014
I would lead out of the gates but they would beat me in the derby because of the distance
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 3, 2014
My kentucky Derby time is estimated at about 3:34.5 #cansecochrome
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 3, 2014
Jose Canseco is laugh out loud funny only because you know without a doubt that he's 100% serious.
Jose Canseco couldn't beat a pony around the bases. He might be able to hit a baseball farther than a large quadruped. Quadruped is a funny word.
Actually, I'd bet the house on California Chrome looking at this picture and shitting himself.
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