To celebrate Christmas correctly, we must pay our respects to the 7 year old that defended Christmas and his house from two of the best burglars in the game. To do so, we'll take a trip down memory lane to count down the best burglar traps in Home Alone and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.
Bee Bee Gun
Dastardly. Nothing like a lead ball hitting you square in the forehead at point blank range.
Fire
Gonna be honest. Fire near my head/face is absolutely terrifying.
Electrocution
Anytime you get electrocuted to the point where you become a skeleton, you should call it a day and maybe rob someone else's house.
Slippery Paint
Not only is this paint slippery, it also has the distinct chemical makeup of a slip and slide, which leads Marv to slide at 30 mph towards a paint cabinet.
Bricks
Primitive warfare, but it will do when you have a cannon like Kevin here.
Paint Cans
I don't know how you don't die from a paint can to the schnozz.
Tar/Nail Combo
Genius. Get Marv barefoot with the tar. Then stick one nail in the perfect position. Gross sound effects too.
Kerosene on a Rope
"Nice night for a neck injury!"
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