- Nephew of Patriot legend Christian Fauria
- TE for Detroit Lions
- 7 TD's this year on 12 receptions
- Swag Master of the NFL
He scored another TD last night in MNF game, and made me laugh out loud with his dance. He's the undisputed king of the touchdown dance at the moment.
Rating Fauria Touchdown Dances:
7.) Merry Go Round
Kinda lame, probably the only dance I'd be able to think of if I scored an NFL touchdown.
6.) Gas Pedal
This is a 7 Red Bull Vodka deep dance when zero girls are present or you are just too shitfaced to care. Either way, this is better than 7.
5.) White Girl Wasted
This makes me laugh. Just another typical white boy wasted move in the endzone.
4.) The Beegees
Night Fever, night feveeer. Appealing to the 70's crowd, so it gets style points. Absolutely fire.
3.) Bye, Bye, Bye
*NSYNC fans: this one's for you. Just an awesome throwback for all the 90's kids.
2.) Gronk Style
Not a dance, but you gotta love the face. Gronk would be proud.
1.) Cat Daddy
Oooooo kill 'em! Just swagger juice everywhere.
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