So far in his pathetic season of mediocrity, it is absolutely impossible to name Eli in the same sentence as Brees, Rodgers, big bro Peyton, or God on Earth (Brady). If it wasn't for a helmet catch that still haunts my existence and I actually don't remember what happened the second time we lost but I bet it was lucky, then Eli would absolutely be wearing a baseball hat on the sidelines shooting the shit with the guy that holds the first down marker. It's not like you had two rookies and Michael Hoomanawanui "catching" passes all season for you. Cruz, Nicks, and Randle all are very capable receivers. Eli is just....Eli. Only way he is "Elite" is if Webster changed the definition of the word to "less advanced in mental, physical, or social development for one's age." (That's the definition of the word retarded)
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