Wednesday, June 11, 2014

This Vine Will Give Jets Fans Nightmares


OMG OMG OMG OMG.

I officially have a huge hard on and the only prescription is Sunday night football!

How sad are all Jets fans right now? First, they get rid of their best QB in years (Mark Sanchez) and now they basically have zero WR that can line up against Revis. Fireman Ed is crying in a bathroom somewhere hugging a picture of Joe Namath.


Dumb and Dumber To Trailer


Harry and Lloyd are back at it! The full trailer premiered on Jimmy Fallon last night, and it actually looks pretty alright. The gags should still be hilarious when they are strung in order, and it looks like a similar soundtrack is gonna be used.

Based on the success of this movie, Sandler should consider revisiting the old classics. Even if Happy Gilmore 2 sucks, I'd still pay the money to go see it. Really doesn't break the mold of what Sandler is doing now. And have you seen Virginia Venit recently on Modern Family? Holy mackerel, that'll put some lead in your pencil.


I see nippppleeeessssss!

Monday, June 9, 2014

NHL 15 Official Gameplay Trailer Looks Incredible


Two Youtube videos as blogs is a slow start for me, but its Monday and I slammed my blogging thumb in my car door this morning. On the bright side, this game looks incredible. TD Garden looks so real that I bet they even included the African guys outside playing the buckets and pans.

The Cover Vote is decided on June 27th I think, and as a reminder it's between Patrice Bergeron and this pussy on the Canadiens:


Makes my blood boil.

The Return of BaneCat


The music is so great.

"It would be extremely painful. For youuuuu"




Friday, June 6, 2014

Mexican Soccer Coach Takes a Pic With Tom Brady


Translated: "I don't know who he is but he asked me for a photo. I don't know if I won something, but I think I may the kid's day."

Take it easy Mexican coach. Patriots don't need your sarcasm, banning of sex, or mushing abilities.

Incredible to believe how short Mexicans are. Not being racist, I checked the facts (Wikipedia). The average height for a Mexican male is 5'7". Compare that to the US (5'10") and England (5'9"). You could be in the center of Mexico City and, based on these figures, be able to see over everyone.


DDay - 70 Years Later



Normandy, France (CNN) -- Jim "Pee Wee" Martin acted like he'd been here before, like jumping from a plane is as easy as falling off a log. Maybe that's because he had -- 70 years ago.

"I'm feeling fine," Martin told reporters moments after landing in a French field. "... It was wonderful, absolutely wonderful."

Martin was part of the U.S. 101st Airborne Division that parachuted down over Utah Beach in their bid to retake France and, eventually, the rest of Europe from Nazi Germany. They actually touched down in enemy-controlled territory a night before what's referred to as D-Day.


His jump Thursday in the same area was different and -- despite his being 93 years old now -- a whole lot easier.

"It didn't (compare)," Martin said, "because there wasn't anybody shooting at me today."

Every year, every day it seems, the number of surviving World War II veterans like Martin dwindles. He estimates there are only a few dozen members of his unit who took part in the now historic D-Day invasion who are still around.

Photos: The Allied invasion of Normandy




Take a moment to remember and be grateful for all the troops that were dropped onto the beaches of Normandy only to find barbed wire, mines, and thousands of Germans firing machine gun bullets at them. June 6th, 1944 is a day that many can say changed the face of the second World War and proved that the Allies were a force to be reckoned with.

Today, there are a very small amount of men left that participated in the Second Great War, but heroes like Pee Wee Martin are still here to tell the tales. The quote highlighted in bold in the above article really brings home the experience that he had. When asked about recreating the DDay jump, Martin said, "It didn't (compare)," Martin said, "because there wasn't anybody shooting at me today." It was bad enough that he had to jump out of a perfectly good airplane, but he had to jump into a sea of anti aircraft shells and machine gun fire.

Much respect is given to these troops. God Bless America.

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

John Mayer Loves it When His Exes Write Songs About Him


I told you he was a great pick in the $25 Rock Band game. Doesn't care that his exes write mean songs about him. Doesn't care that everyone thinks he's a homewrecker. He just keeps on plowing through.

So jealous of Johnny boy. He's great at guitar, has a bunch of Grammy's, and he got a piece of skinny Jessica Simpson. This Jessica Simpson:


Not the other one that will never be on this site.

Sidebar: TMZ knows how to make any situation instantly uncomfortable. Getting interviewed in the street walking by seven cameras must feel exactly like going to the dentist. I give celebs that don't knock out paparazzi a lot of credit.

Second sidebar: I can't stop staring at that GIF I posted. Holy moly.